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I talk to my plants. They listen. Unlike some people.
For the gardener who gets more sense out of her tomatoes than the rest of the household. A gently cheeky gardening t-shirt, and a lovely birthday or Mother's Day gift for a plant lover.
- Unisex fit: order your usual size for a relaxed fit, or size down for a closer fit (see the size guide below)
- 100% combed cotton (heather colours are a cotton blend): soft and lightweight
- Available in Soft Cream, Athletic Heather and White
- Free UK delivery
Made to order by our production partner, so please allow around 1 to 2 weeks for delivery.
Care: machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron the print.
Designed in the UK by Trowel & Chuckle using digital and AI-assisted design tools: gentle, funny gardening gifts.
I Talk to My Plants T-Shirt
£24.99 GBP
For the gardener who gets more sense out of her tomatoes than the rest of the household. A gently cheeky gardening t-shirt, and a lovely birthday or Mother's Day gift for a plant lover.
- Unisex fit: order your usual size for a relaxed fit, or size down for a closer fit (see the size guide below)
- 100% combed cotton (heather colours are a cotton blend): soft and lightweight
- Available in Soft Cream, Athletic Heather and White
- Free UK delivery
Made to order by our production partner, so please allow around 1 to 2 weeks for delivery.
Care: machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron the print.
Designed in the UK by Trowel & Chuckle using digital and AI-assisted design tools: gentle, funny gardening gifts.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |