Allotment Security Goose Sweatshirt
Sport Grey / S
£37.99 GBP
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Allotment Security. Nobody touches the runner beans.
Our goose in her straw hat is on guard duty at the plot. A cosy, gently funny gardening sweatshirt for allotment lovers, and a lovely birthday or Christmas gift for a mum, nan or friend who takes her veg seriously.
- Unisex fit: order your usual size for a relaxed fit, or size down for a closer fit (see the size guide below)
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester: soft, warm and pre-shrunk
- Available in Sand, Sport Grey and White
- Free UK delivery
Made to order by our production partner, so please allow around 1 to 2 weeks for delivery.
Care: machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron the print.
Designed in the UK by Trowel & Chuckle using digital and AI-assisted design tools: gentle, funny gardening gifts.
Allotment Security Goose Sweatshirt
£37.99 GBP
Our goose in her straw hat is on guard duty at the plot. A cosy, gently funny gardening sweatshirt for allotment lovers, and a lovely birthday or Christmas gift for a mum, nan or friend who takes her veg seriously.
- Unisex fit: order your usual size for a relaxed fit, or size down for a closer fit (see the size guide below)
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester: soft, warm and pre-shrunk
- Available in Sand, Sport Grey and White
- Free UK delivery
Made to order by our production partner, so please allow around 1 to 2 weeks for delivery.
Care: machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron the print.
Designed in the UK by Trowel & Chuckle using digital and AI-assisted design tools: gentle, funny gardening gifts.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |